Resolute Question for 2013

Was one of your New Year resolutions to lose weight and cut down on drinking wine? The imperfect solution is to get a bad cold and go on amoxycillin. Not only will you lose your appetite, but you are forbidden to have alcohol while on this potent antibiotic.

By the end of the bottle (of amoxycillin), voilà ... did someone call me a slim and trim teetotaler?  (They meant that in the good way, right?)