The New Year is getting old

So how's everyone doing with their New Year resolutions? I have already blown through just about all of mine. Ho hum. Tsk tsk. Whahh whah. Boo hoo. Fon fon. Ahemm ahemm. Oui, oui. C'est vrai.

And what is it with fancy cars that practically verbalize your tires need to be filled when the temperature is below freezing? This morning, I tried to conjure my science know-how and forgot how things shrink in this weather.

I did, however, remember that Seinfeld episode on "shrinkage." Then it all made sense.